if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
There’s always that one horrible post that you stop to read just long enough to let it ruin your entire mood.
you can unfollow me at any time for any reason
i will never look to see if i’ve lost followers
i will never ask you why you unfollowed me
i will never take it personally (unless you message me and want me to i guess)
i will never hunt you down
please do not sit here and make yourself uncomfortable by staying on my blog.
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